grapegarden: Totally not distracted, I swear! (Solitaire)
I've been reading lots of toxic shit lately, namely Chapter 16 of Gabriel's Inferno for an analytical beatdown at [community profile] das_sporking. Then there's all the dramatic readings of 50 Shades of Grey I've been listening to to stomach myself for the movie opening on Friday the 13th. I think it's safe to say I could use some old-fashioned stupidfic to lighten up my mood... and this short Mother 1 yaoific will do. :)

I actually found it here, but the actual link to the story isn't listed. Plus the commentary can be summed up as "EW YAOI AND LEMONZ!!11!" anyway. Oh why the hell not, let's make fun of the commentary too. A MST of a MST! MSTCEPTION.

Title: Trash Science Theater
Author: Anonymous/TheReviewer18/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound Zero (Original) Five Nights at Freddy's (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Erotica/MST.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crude humor, language, and sexual innuendo. UNDERAGE SEX, homophobic blather and OOCness in the original.
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid (Original), Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy (MST)
Finished: Yes

At least Balloon Boy isn't involved. )
grapegarden: "Can you hear them, Princess? Do they still whisper my name?" (There Will Be Kirby)
Sorry, this isn't an official revival. But with the godawful 50 Shades movie coming out Valentine's Day weekend, I had to dig up these icons I've been saving. It's not a whole lot, but the previous computer holding the template I made for the icons crashed, and I don't think I can get it back in time before the deadline. Don't give this movie your money! Tote some of my fabulous icons instead. <.<

Inspired by the original anti-Twilight icons by [profile] wicked_visions.

Anti-50 Shades of Grey :: 8



Excuse me, but can I be you for a while? )

--Commenting encouraged, but optional
--Credit either insanepurin/scarlethibiscus (LJ) shamanicshaymin/grapegarden (DW)
--Hotlink and/or and claim any of these icons as your own, and you'll have to sit through an unironic reading of the 50 Shades series.
grapegarden: Armaldo and Igglybuff from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (Treasure Map)
Oops. I never posted this fic to my creative journals, have I? This was written for Yuletide last year. I had always wanted to write what an actual episode of Candle Cove would be like, and this was my opportunity. :D I wanted to be true to old cheesy children's shows as possible, hence the accents and the over-the-top behavior of some of the characters. I'm not sure if it was 70s enough, but eh. Based extremely loosely off of a fake episode synopsis on the Candle Cove wiki.

Title: Crawling Under the Skin
Author: Puri
Fandom: Candle Cove
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nightmare fuel and mild violence
Ships/Characters: Janice, the Laughingstock crew, Horace Horrible, and the Skin-Taker
Finished: Yes

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Raggedy Ann)
Here's more icons I've saved over the past months, some new, some old. I've been battling depression and getting ready for university, hence the lack of activity. Hope you enjoy all the same. :)

Raggedy Ann & Andy :: 57 (50 Movie, 7 Misc, mostly Ann)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica :: 18 (8 Madoka, 5 Madoka/Homura, 2 Mami, 2 Homura, 1 Kyouko/Sayaka)
Video Game Creepypasta :: 17 (12 NES Godzilla Creepypasta, 5 Pokemon Lost Silver)
Anti-50 Shades of Grey: 7
Misc. :: 10 (4 Aradia/Equius from Homestuck, 3 Poo/Paula and 1 Ness/Jeff from Earthbound, 2 Memetic Japanese Commericials)
Plurk :: 4 (2 Madoka, 1 Aradia/Equius, 1 Poo/Paula)

Total :: 113

 photo raggedyannow.png  photo madohomu2copy_zps0a61ab5d.png  photo redrunwordlesscopy_zpsa5deea0e.png

'Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead )

--Commenting encouraged, but optional
--Credit either insanepurin/scarlethibiscus (LJ) shamanicshaymin/grapegarden (DW)
--Hotlink and/or and claim any of these icons as your own, and Red will torture you to death through an NES Godzilla cartridge.
grapegarden: Mary holding Ib and Garry's roses. ("All art is at once surface and symbol.")
Let's start the new year with my first Yuletide fic! If you haven't heard of jeftoon01's Twisted Princess series, you should. His art is creative and awesome and full of glorious detail. This is a giftfic for Sout, who wanted either Mulan or Aurora. Since I've always been fond of the Aurora picture and that there's some awesome Twisted Mulan fic out there already, I decided to give Sleeping Beauty a shot. It was a lot harder to write than I thought, but I managed to finish before the due date! Which makes me quite happy. :)

Title: Until She Wakes
Author: Puri
Fandom: Twisted Princess, Sleeping Beauty
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Disturbing imagery and Eye Scream.
Ships/Characters: Aurora
Finished: Yes

They say if you dream something more than once, it's sure to come true. )
grapegarden: o bby (Cock is the new plot)
By now, I'm sure you all have heard of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and MST the first chapter. :D Instead of subjecting fictional characters to this publishing phenomenon like I would normally do, all commentary will be made by yours truly, Insane Purin/Shamanic Shaymin.

Credit goes to Darke for the Old Spice joke. ;D

Title: 50 Shades of MST
Author: E.L. James/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Twilight 50 Shades of Grey
Genre: Erotica/MST
Rating: R
Warnings: 50 Shades of Grey is its own warning.
Ships/Characters: Edward/Bella Christian/Ana (original), Me (MST)
Finished: Yes. Doing the entire book would rob me of my sanity. :(

I sure do love abusive men! )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Pink Floyd's The Wall)
Who among you have read the infamous My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic, Cupcakes? Which, in spite of my squeamish nature, didn't squick me out nearly as much as I thought it should. Is it because Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical? That I've been watching films like American Psycho and Clockwork Orange? Maybe Cinema Snob has something to do with it. I mean, Cupcakes had a few moments that made me go "ow" but it didn't make me literally sick like "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk did.

The fact I sound desensitized disturbs me more than Cupcakes itself. D: Needless to say, the fanwork and the reactions are what makes the fic interesting. Sure enough, I had this bunny (more like Killer Rabbit) gnawing on me so I had to give in and write this little crossover. Clearly not my best work (even for Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie, I don't think she's "Pinkie" enough) but it was a good opportunity to throw in horrible puns.

P.S. There really is a pony named Sweetheart, and she's one of the "7 Pony Friends" in a show called "My Little Pony Tales." Here's her photo.

Title: READY! FOR CUPCAKES!
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Takes place after "Cupcakes" by Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown. Cameo appearance from a mystery fandom.
Genre: Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic violence. Cannibalism. OOC!Pinkie Pie.
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee, Pinkie Pie & Pinkamena. Plus a surprise guest.
Finished: Yes

READY! FOR CUPCAKES )

ALTERNATE ENDING )

ALTERNATE ENDING 2 )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (It's a small underworld after all)
There. This should be all fanfics cleared before NaNoWriMo. Happy Halloween and Day of the Dead everyone! ♥

Title: Protagonist
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion
Genre: Adventure/Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence and gore
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee aka the Protagonist
Finished: Yes

I SEE YOU )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Rosalina :: Let Us Begin)

Whooo, 9fic! Everybody cheer! New fandom! I'm surprised the one I finished first is about 1, but eh. Better than the other fic. The 9/5 one is faaaaaaaaaaar more disturbing than this. XDDD;;;

Title: Hanging Onto Nothing
Author: Puri
Fandom: 9
Genre: General/Drama
Rating: PG
Warnings: Themes and character death, mild magnet use.
Ships/Characters: 1
Finished: Yes

Hold onto nothing as fast as you can )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (IM AN ARTIST)
Oh god, that last entry was pitiful. You could just tell I was blocked. :P Anyway, insomnia strikes, so you get to read a few drabbles I forgot to post from various kink memes. :o

Title: Incomplete
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters/Pairings: Amy Rose/Metal Sonic
Rating: G

Totally not inspired by Edward Scissorhands. Nuh uh. )

Title: Crown Jewels
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog: Archie and/or SEGASonic crossover with SatAM
Characters/Pairings: Rouge/Sally
Rating: R for sensuality

Let's say the prompt caught Puri's attention and she figured, 'Aw what the heck.' )

Title: Whip It!
Fandom: Pokemon: Dengenki no Pikachu
Characters/Pairings: Dommie!Misty/Ash. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
Rating: R for light bondage.

Made of total rusty OOC fail, lulz. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (READING!?)
This is an archive of all the sentences I wrote for the One-Sentence Pr0n Meme. Fandoms are arranged alphabetically and pairings sorted by het, yaoi, yuri and threesomes. Pokémon movies are sorted by number. Quality varies: some sentences I like and others make me want to crawl into a hole for ever writing. Semi-colon, colon, ellipses and dash abuse ahead. Sentence length ranges from regular old sentence to mangled paragraph. Expect rustiness on the part of me writing outside usual fandoms. Will be updated should I add another sentence. And finally, it's obviously not NSFW.

From Animal Crossing to Yume Nikki... hoo boy. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Purgatory)
This was originally posted on Deviantart along with an unfinished sketch (titled "Sunday") I scribbled and touched up. Figured I might as well share it here too. I didn't expect I'd write Pixarfic, but WALL-E touched me in a way I HAD to do something, especially regarding the first half of the ending. More spazzing and details here.

Title: For All That Tomorrow Might Bring
Author: Puri
Fandom: WALL-E
Genre: Dark
Rating: G
Warnings: Bleak. Short.
Ships/Characters: EVE, WALL-E, Cockroach
Finished: Yes

Still longing for what yesterday's lost )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Karen)
Birthday gift for my sister! Hope she likes. Nomnomnomnomnom.

Title: Destined
Author: Puri
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: None. Just short.
Ships/Characters: Link, Navi
Finished: Yes

The moment he saw it on the pedestal, Link already knew. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Earthbound :: 34 (14 Paula, 8 Misc, 12 Shipping/Crack) (2 of them are Mother/Earthbound 0. :o)
Rock-A-Doodle :: 15
Pokemon :: 32 (28 Nurse Joy)
Super Smash Bros. :: 15 (5 Lucas, 2 Ice Climbers)
SEGASonic :: 6 (3 Sonic/Shadow, 2 Knuckles, 1 Silver)
SatAM :: 7 (5 Shipping)
Misc. :: 1 (The Dark Crystal - Fizgig)

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You'll remember me like a melody )

--Commenting encouraged. Lets me know I'm being loved. XDD;;
--Credit either [livejournal.com profile] insanepurin/[livejournal.com profile] scarlethibiscus
--Hotlink and/or and claim any of these icons as your own, you'll be eaten by flesh-eating bacteria Christmas morning.
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Garbage)
First off, [livejournal.com profile] yamikaosu's Minesweeper drabble:

Title: Wasted Red Flags
Fandom: Minesweeper
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Warnings: 100-Word Drabble

Wasted Red Flags )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
So you know? The Casino Park music from "Sonic Heroes" fits "Balloon Fight" like, perfectly. Which brings me to another bit of world-shattering news: I've written Balloon Fight fanfiction. For [livejournal.com profile] pimmy_pim. Shut up, I've always wanted to anyway, and I think it would make a pretty cute fic considering the little ideas and bunnies, so nyah. At least you have more to work with Balloon Fight than say... um, Solitaire. XDDD;;; But anyhow, knock yourselves out, everyone! And Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach is one of my favorite books ever. Which may or may not have to do where the title came from. *cough*

Also, if you're as humongoid a "Balloon Fight" fanatic as I am, I HIGHLY recommend that you play Balloon Duel from Newsgrounds. Seriously, this does much justice and adds a ten kajillion more fun to Balloon Fight itself! *_______________* I wonder if I should make a Personified*Shadow Balloon Fighter. *cough* I'm super sad my Mp3s don't seem to work on it anymore, though. Even when I try to update connections. :/

And no, I did not want to give the red guy in Balloon Fight a name. XDD;;; Though with the blue Two-Player, I kinda didn't have a choice. ^^;;;

Title: The First Space Skybird
Fandom: Balloon Fight (Read it and weep, f00ls~!)
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Ships: None
Finished: Yes

The First Space Skybird )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Garbage)
bjwjyknjknyek PHIL YOU SUCK. XDDDDD You owe me Sonadow. Like whooooooa. But yes... if you're wondering why I wrote this, it was alllllllll his fault. XDDD [livejournal.com profile] iceclimbers87. Your fanboyishness drives me crazy. XD I bet I can contest that, though. *shot* Well, here Phil. XD Hope that lights your mornings. It's such your friggin' fault. XDD

Title: A Fairy-Tale Offer
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: Drabble. SAP OVERLOAD
Ships: Violet/Veruca. XDD
Finished: Yes

A Fairy-Tale Offer )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Action)
*dusting off creative journal* That poor thing. T-T

Anyway, drabble time! Unfortunately, I be sick. No, not that way, the other way: as in, "I can't breathe so therefore, it's impossible for me to sleep thanks to a drippy nose, and my voice sounds deep, cracky, bitter and horrible. I'd kill things, but I can't." But! Puri has finished her homework, therefore, she can write drabbles. And this one is for [livejournal.com profile] chicobo329: I hope I have not failed thee. T-T Especially if it involves barrel rolls. (OMG, Puri wrote "Star Fox" fic! Perhaps a tad bit late, though...) And look at the title! OMG, I'm original! *cough*

Title: Training Mode
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Star Fox
Genre: General
Rating: G.
Warnings: Drabble.
Finished: Yes

Training Mode )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Garbage)
Oldie Fic #2, for "Neopets": a fandom I'll probably never write for again. And no one wants to hear about the "Fire-walls won't let me do anything" story I keep telling about why I've left Neopets. XDD Fun while it lasted though, including when I wrote this. (Jub-jubs are actually my favorites, but Usuls are squirrels, therefore cute, and I like 'em too. :) I had a purdiful Snowy*Usul once) And yes, I realize it's been outdated since the Mutant Usul's makeover. XDD Crud. Oh well.

...I actually did an "Iris" songfic right though. Goddamn it all, not a feat to accomplish everyday.

Title: Who I Am
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Neopets
Genre: Angst/Drama. Holiday-fic, (Christmas) with a bit of Romance.
Rating: G.
Warnings: Death and annnnnnnnngst. And OCs--it's Neopets, doi. XDD
Ships: OC/OC
Finished: Yes

FF.net Summary )

Who I Am )

FF.net Reviews )

Well, I'm ready to move on. ^_~ ...Kinda, but hey. XD Memories!

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