grapegarden: o bby (Cock is the new plot)
Whoops, this has been sitting complete on Ao3 since December. Anyway, this will probably be the last time I write Papyton for Yuletide, but it won't be the last I'll write of Papyton in general. ;D I got humongously attached to those two as a couple, and whiny tumblrites who complain about Papyrus being aro and "too childlike" to have relationships can suck it. But I'll get into detail about that in another post. Onto the porn!

Title: Lucky Hearts
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A skeleton and a robot figuring out how to have sex together.
Ships/Characters: Papyrus/Mettaton
Finished: Yes
grapegarden: Mwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~ (Muse*Togekiss brings blessings~!)
BEHOLD MY CONTRIBUTION TO UNDERTALE FANDOM. Well, the "Undertail" portion of it anyway. ROUGH LESBIAN FISH LADY/DINO SCIENTIST SEX, COMPLETE WITH RIMMING. AND AN ABSOLUTE EPIC—Oh who am I kidding, there is no plot.

Title: A Non-Scientific Experiment
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: ROUGH SEX AHOY
Ships/Characters: Undyne/Alphys
Finished: Yes

'You shouldn't be nervous about sharing your kinks with me, Alphys. Chances are, I'll like it too!' )
grapegarden: Totally not distracted, I swear! (Solitaire)
I've been reading lots of toxic shit lately, namely Chapter 16 of Gabriel's Inferno for an analytical beatdown at [community profile] das_sporking. Then there's all the dramatic readings of 50 Shades of Grey I've been listening to to stomach myself for the movie opening on Friday the 13th. I think it's safe to say I could use some old-fashioned stupidfic to lighten up my mood... and this short Mother 1 yaoific will do. :)

I actually found it here, but the actual link to the story isn't listed. Plus the commentary can be summed up as "EW YAOI AND LEMONZ!!11!" anyway. Oh why the hell not, let's make fun of the commentary too. A MST of a MST! MSTCEPTION.

Title: Trash Science Theater
Author: Anonymous/TheReviewer18/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound Zero (Original) Five Nights at Freddy's (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Erotica/MST.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crude humor, language, and sexual innuendo. UNDERAGE SEX, homophobic blather and OOCness in the original.
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid (Original), Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy (MST)
Finished: Yes

At least Balloon Boy isn't involved. )
grapegarden: o bby (Cock is the new plot)
2012 is turning out to be a horrible year for writing. Except when it involves one of my least favorite books in the world, 50 Shades of Fucking Grey. So here's a Pokémon lemon that emulates E.L. James' style. Originally posted on Plurk, fixed up a bit for LJ/DW.

Title: My Body is Ready Like Rambo
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Erotica/Parody
Rating: NC-17 OOOOOOOOH
Warnings: HARDCORE GRAPHIC ~BDSM~ (Inaccuracies galore)
Ships/Characters: Grimsley/Marshal. What a kinky pairing!
Finished: Yes.

Have I mentioned Grimsley is hot? 'Cause he is. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (IM AN ARTIST)
This ficlet was inspired by this lovely fanart here. (NSFW) :3 The [livejournal.com profile] pokanon prompt wanted scarves, and despite my absolute lack of confidence writing Grimsley and Marshal, I caved in and wrote this. <.<;;; Basically a "coming out of hibernation after working on my novel for eons and eons" piece, nom. I'm actually kind of proud how this turned out. :) As for the title, well... it's one of those "says on the tin" things. :P

Title: Scarf Love
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Graphic sex. Mwoiiiiiing~!
Ships/Characters: Grimsley/Marshal
Finished: Yes

You've worked hard today. It's time you earned your winnings. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Kiss)
Gods, it's been ages since I last posted something, and I'm actually kind of nervous. .__.;;; I'm used to writing for Pokemon or movie characters and I really don't know whether or not I did Morty and Eusine justice. There were harder for me to write sentences for than I thought 'cause I wanted so much more to say that's hard to put in a single sentence alone without turning it into a grammatically incorrect paragraph (which I wanted to avoid). So I'm going to quote The Ugly One from Teen Girl Squad ("I'm too nervous!") and hide my head in the sand. Nomnomnom.

Title: 50 Sacred Sentences
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: G - NC-17
Warnings: Sexual content. Mild violence and alcohol.
Ships/Characters: Morty/Eusine
Finished: Yes

A. This is based off HG/SS canon, with sprinkles of G/S/C.
B. Lyra-only instead of Lyra and Ethan for my own sanity. XD I keep hearing Ethan in my mind as Gold and I didn't want Gold and Crystal to be mistaken for their PokeSpecial counterparts.
C. What happened to Eusine's grandfather in #3 - Memory is based on my headcanon, inspired by a Pokedex entry: It is rumored that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into KADABRA while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

Goddammit Eusine, there's a hot guy right in front of you! Forget Suicune! )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (It's a small underworld after all)
Back from watching Shawshank Redemption! Here's the final fanfic of the night, 'cause I saved the best for last. X3 Writing hatesex is fun, nom. This is written before Explorers of Sky came out, so if there's any events I don't know about, we'll just say this is Time/Darkness only. ;D

Title
: Primal Hubris
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Dark/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hatesex/noncon. Like whoa.
Ships/Characters: Dusknoir/Grovyle
Finished: Yes

Hmm. It appears you are still defiant. Very well. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Me! :D)
I always liked Aaron/Lucian. Something about the former teasing the latter is so appealing to me, and I'm a sucker for the purple/green combo. Would I write about them one day? Sure. But what is my prompt? Then inspiration came along and voila. I am a happy person~ ♥

Title
: The Way of the Bug Type
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pr0n, Pr0n, Pr0n!
Ships/Characters: Aaron/Lucian
Finished: Yes

I'm surprised this ship isn't called Bookwormshipping. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Kiss)
Anyone who knows me knows I absolutely detest Darkrai/Alice. Friendship? Sure. Love? Maaaaaaybe I can tolerate it a little, depending whether or not I'm in a good mood. But as soon as it gets to Wangsty!Darkrai and Alberto (and/or Cresselia) bashing, complete with Tonio and Alicia being wiped out of existence to make way for Darkrai & Alice's ZOMG TWU WUUUUUUUUUUV I'm outta here. Likely to get a crowbar to beat you senseless. But eh. Might as well write a Darkrai/Alice fic that doesn't piss me off. Puts my mind at ease at least. Will I write more Aegisshipping? Hmm, let me think.

'Nuff hatin', onto the lovin'!

Title: Good Night, My Love
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pr0n time! Fluff galore.
Ships/Characters: Darkrai/Alice
Finished: Yes

He wasn't used to being touched like this for years... not since the day Alicia past on. )
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This is an archive of all the sentences I wrote for the One-Sentence Pr0n Meme. Fandoms are arranged alphabetically and pairings sorted by het, yaoi, yuri and threesomes. Pokémon movies are sorted by number. Quality varies: some sentences I like and others make me want to crawl into a hole for ever writing. Semi-colon, colon, ellipses and dash abuse ahead. Sentence length ranges from regular old sentence to mangled paragraph. Expect rustiness on the part of me writing outside usual fandoms. Will be updated should I add another sentence. And finally, it's obviously not NSFW.

From Animal Crossing to Yume Nikki... hoo boy. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Kiss)
You know those "Listen to a random song and write a ficlet as long as that song" memes? I totally fail at them. XD My thoughts are faster than my typing. Drat. So I cheated while listening to Madonna - Crazy For You by playing it over and over and over again~ ♥ Plus I'm really overdue for pr0n. Especially Staffshipping pr0n. ;;

Title: Crazy For You
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex/Lemon
Ships/Characters: Sir Aaron/Lucario
Finished?: Yes

I see you through the smokey air )
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Now for the sappy conclusion of the infamous rapefic. Puri will sweep up the tissues from playing Tony now.

Title: The Green Grass of Winters
Author: Shamanic Shaymin/Jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, graphic sex, masturbation, angst, rape.
Ships/Characters: Jeff/Tony
Finished?: Yes

((Jean = Jeff
Puri = Tony))

Take me to a place so holy that I can wash this from my mind )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Chapter 3! It's a long one (with plenty of ellipses abuse) but eight pages worth of hot fluffy sex. Nomnomnom~

Title: The Green Grass of Winters
Author: Shamanic Shaymin/Jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, graphic sex, masturbation, angst, rape.
Ships/Characters: Jeff/Tony
Finished?: No

((Jean = Jeff
Puri = Tony))

Such a vivid green that wasn't befitting of Winters... like the grass hidden beneath the snow that would never show. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
After a long delay, here's chapter 2! Sorry for the wait.

Title: The Green Grass of Winters
Author: Shamanic Shaymin/Jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, graphic sex, masturbation, angst, rape.
Ships/Characters: Jeff/Tony
Finished?: No

((Jean = Jeff
Puri = Tony))

grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
It's been a rough day, so I won't be posting the entire story right away... but yesh. Here's the beginning.

Title: The Green Grass of Winters
Author: Shamanic Shaymin/Jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance/Drama
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, graphic sex, masturbation, angst, rape.
Ships/Characters: Jeff/Tony
Finished?: No

((Jean = Jeff
Puri = Tony))

Oooh, Tony. You're so dirty... )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Paula Polestar)
Different RP partner this time! Everyone meet Liane, the lovely friend who plays Paula in this RP~! Believe it or not, I RP het too. And I like Ness/Paula although I don't look it from first glance. ;D

Title: Tonight With You
Author: Puri & [profile] korochan  
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon, Puri sucking as Ness
Ships/Characters: Ness/Paula
Finished: Yes

((Puri = Ness
Liane = Paula))
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Here is everything I've written for [profile] id_smash_that, aka the Super Smash Bros. Kink Meme. *giggle* There's traumatizing material in here, so let the "o_O"ing commence!

Title
: Autumn Kisses
Characters/Pairings: Ness/Lucas
Rating: G for fluff.



Title: Another Type of Competition
Characters/Pairings: Sonic/Mario (Yes, you read right. :D)
Rating: R for lime





Title: Yoshi's Refuge
Characters/Pairings: Ninten/Ness/Lucas
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content.



Title: Squishie Soldiers
Characters/Pairings: OS!Kirby/Meta Knight
Rating: G



Title: Why Mewtwo Disappeared From Brawl
Characters/Pairings: Meta Knight/Kirby/Dedede/Knuckle Joe
Rating: R for orgy.




Title: Better Than Chocolate
Characters/Pairings: Red/Lucas/Ness
Rating: NC-17

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For [profile] id_smash_that  , the Super Smash Bros. Kink Meme, I bring to you Ness/Lucas in a box! *cough* I'm pleased how this one came out. Not to mention this is my most shared piece from the comm~ ♥

Title: Secret Spot
Author: Puri
Fandom: Super Smash Bros.
Genre: Erotica/Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon.
Ships/Characters: Ness/Lucas
Finished: Yes

grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Easy on the Fanfiction)
Title: Beneath the Shades
Author: Puri & [livejournal.com profile] jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound 0/Mother
Genre: Drama/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex, violence, abuse, strong language, mentions of smoking
Ships/Characters: Teddy/Loid
Finished: Yes

Everytime I hate myself, you love me, forgive me... )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Snake & Sonic)
Title: Beneath the Shades
Author: Puri & [livejournal.com profile] jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound 0/Mother
Genre: Drama/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex, violence, abuse, strong language, mentions of smoking
Ships/Characters: Teddy/Loid
Finished: No

The worst is over now, and we can breathe again )

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