grapegarden: Mwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing~ (Muse*Togekiss brings blessings~!)
Just crossposting this PSA I've written on tumblr to my creative journal, because the world needs to stop shipping Chara and Sans for the sake of abuse victims.

Discussion of noncon and dubcon and why it's not any different from glorifying rape in real life. UGH. )
grapegarden: Totally not distracted, I swear! (Solitaire)
I wrote this for [community profile] pbam, but didn't make it before the deadline. :( Damn, time passes so fast. TO THE AMNESTY COLLECTION IT GOES

Title: After Hours
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Erotica
Rating: R
Warnings: Might be interpreted as slightly dub-conish? Slight masochism?
Ships/Characters: Mettaton/Burgerpants
Finished: Yes

Burgerpants and humiliation go hand in hand, like a burger on a bun. )

 

grapegarden: "Can you hear them, Princess? Do they still whisper my name?" (There Will Be Kirby)
Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: Yes

As M. Night Shyamalan would say, 'What a TWEEEEEEST!' )
grapegarden: Armaldo and Igglybuff from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky (Treasure Map)
Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: No

Original: Here.

I love you! I hate you! Wait, I love you! No, I hate you! )
grapegarden: Totally not distracted, I swear! (Solitaire)
Here's something that's been sitting on my computer for a while that I finally finished up in January. While I'm waiting for it to be posted on [livejournal.com profile] das_sporking, you'll get to read it early from following my creative journal. :) So here we go, the Sonic gang MSTs melodramatic "Animal Crossing" fic.

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: No

Original: Here.

You're expecting an IC romance? Tee hee, you're funny. )
grapegarden: o bby (Cock is the new plot)
By now, I'm sure you all have heard of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and MST the first chapter. :D Instead of subjecting fictional characters to this publishing phenomenon like I would normally do, all commentary will be made by yours truly, Insane Purin/Shamanic Shaymin.

Credit goes to Darke for the Old Spice joke. ;D

Title: 50 Shades of MST
Author: E.L. James/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Twilight 50 Shades of Grey
Genre: Erotica/MST
Rating: R
Warnings: 50 Shades of Grey is its own warning.
Ships/Characters: Edward/Bella Christian/Ana (original), Me (MST)
Finished: Yes. Doing the entire book would rob me of my sanity. :(

I sure do love abusive men! )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Hey kids! Remember that wangsty Darkrai fic I MSTed? There was supposed to be a sequel the author's best friend written in response that I was gonna riff as well. Three years later... it's finally done. Farewell, Development Hell!

Title: Justice Science Theater
Author: goldeneye101/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload, violence, and brain-boggling rape in the original. Alcohol in both.
Ships/Characters: Alicia, Alberto and Darkrai (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes. For sure.

Original: Here.

I'm sure it's not the first time Metallica has been misused for bad Pokefic. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Ladies and Gentleman? Allow me to introduce you to what I call a case of "Development Hell." For everyone who's ever had a longfill on a kink meme, here's my advice to you; finish it first before promising the OT their fic. This fic has endured Writer's Block and a second playthrough of B/W, but there was one song that inspired me to save it... "The Origin of Love" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Don't be surprised if you start seeing parallels between the fic and the song. :o

OT wanted fluffy sex between N and Touko, with the latter showing the former what love is. I don't know if OT ever got to read the finished fill, but hopefully, she will. And if she did, I hope it's to your satisfaction, and I thank your kindness and patience which encouraged me to keep going. :)

Also thanks to Sarah for the title suggestion. Yay~ ♥

Title: Fitting Back Together
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Sex and mild swearing.
Ships/Characters: N/Touko
Finished: Yes. ;D

But I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Pink Floyd's The Wall)
Who among you have read the infamous My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic, Cupcakes? Which, in spite of my squeamish nature, didn't squick me out nearly as much as I thought it should. Is it because Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical? That I've been watching films like American Psycho and Clockwork Orange? Maybe Cinema Snob has something to do with it. I mean, Cupcakes had a few moments that made me go "ow" but it didn't make me literally sick like "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk did.

The fact I sound desensitized disturbs me more than Cupcakes itself. D: Needless to say, the fanwork and the reactions are what makes the fic interesting. Sure enough, I had this bunny (more like Killer Rabbit) gnawing on me so I had to give in and write this little crossover. Clearly not my best work (even for Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie, I don't think she's "Pinkie" enough) but it was a good opportunity to throw in horrible puns.

P.S. There really is a pony named Sweetheart, and she's one of the "7 Pony Friends" in a show called "My Little Pony Tales." Here's her photo.

Title: READY! FOR CUPCAKES!
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Takes place after "Cupcakes" by Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown. Cameo appearance from a mystery fandom.
Genre: Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic violence. Cannibalism. OOC!Pinkie Pie.
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee, Pinkie Pie & Pinkamena. Plus a surprise guest.
Finished: Yes

READY! FOR CUPCAKES )

ALTERNATE ENDING )

ALTERNATE ENDING 2 )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Good idea, Puri. You're writing a novel with a hurt/comfort relationship between two characters, so you look at a prompt requesting, "Flint/Volkner. Volkner's raped by whoever (not Flint) and Flint comforts him." What do the voices in your head say? "Doooooo it! Doooooo it! Doooooo it!" Fuck you, muses. Fuck you.

I certainly didn't expect my first Flint/Volkner fic to be like this. :o Either way, I give major thanks to the people who have read it over for me, considering the delicate subject matter and that I haven't written anyone from Sinnoh in ages. (Except for a quick review of Sunyshore City and Volkner and Flint's in-game dialogue from Bulbapedia)

Now I kinda ship Flint/Volkner/Jasmine. Aw.

Title: Shocking Star
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Rape*, bad language, alcohol.
Ships/Characters: Flint/Volkner
Finished: Yes

*DO NOT READ this fic if you are triggered by sexual assault. This is your second warning.

Volkner: The Shining, Shocking Star )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Me! :D)
Screw the other characters in Arceus: Jewel of Life, Arcy and Damos took the stage for me. :P

Title: By God's Hand
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Lime. BIBLESLASH no I'm kidding.
Ships/Characters: Arceus/Damos
Finished: Yes

How could you leave me when I needed to possess you? )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (It's a small underworld after all)
There. This should be all fanfics cleared before NaNoWriMo. Happy Halloween and Day of the Dead everyone! ♥

Title: Protagonist
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion
Genre: Adventure/Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Violence and gore
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee aka the Protagonist
Finished: Yes

I SEE YOU )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (IM AN ARTIST)
Oh god, that last entry was pitiful. You could just tell I was blocked. :P Anyway, insomnia strikes, so you get to read a few drabbles I forgot to post from various kink memes. :o

Title: Incomplete
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters/Pairings: Amy Rose/Metal Sonic
Rating: G

Totally not inspired by Edward Scissorhands. Nuh uh. )

Title: Crown Jewels
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog: Archie and/or SEGASonic crossover with SatAM
Characters/Pairings: Rouge/Sally
Rating: R for sensuality

Let's say the prompt caught Puri's attention and she figured, 'Aw what the heck.' )

Title: Whip It!
Fandom: Pokemon: Dengenki no Pikachu
Characters/Pairings: Dommie!Misty/Ash. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
Rating: R for light bondage.

Made of total rusty OOC fail, lulz. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
What little fic Puri could find for Rise of Darkrai disappoints her. D: Really? Such a hate boner for Baron Alberto? That makes me sad. D: Oh well, lucky for us, we have Mystery Science Theater! There's two fics Puri wanted to MST, and they're both inspired from each other! Each MST can be treated as separate, but since they're connected, think of this as the first part before a sequel. :o

Title: Dark Science Theater
Author: I Am SomeoneI Am No One/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST. My my!
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload in the original fic.
Ships/Characters: Implied Darkrai/Alicia & Darkrai/Alice (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes and No. A sequel is on the way!

Original: Here.

In which Darkrai listens to Linkin Park. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (READING!?)
This is an archive of all the sentences I wrote for the One-Sentence Pr0n Meme. Fandoms are arranged alphabetically and pairings sorted by het, yaoi, yuri and threesomes. Pokémon movies are sorted by number. Quality varies: some sentences I like and others make me want to crawl into a hole for ever writing. Semi-colon, colon, ellipses and dash abuse ahead. Sentence length ranges from regular old sentence to mangled paragraph. Expect rustiness on the part of me writing outside usual fandoms. Will be updated should I add another sentence. And finally, it's obviously not NSFW.

From Animal Crossing to Yume Nikki... hoo boy. )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Easy on the Fanfiction)
Finally, I wrote something new! I've mostly been uploading old stuff lately and even FF.net hates it. XD Stupid trolls. Anyway, Tenacious D + Vecpio = this fic. (Or: Puri listened to "Fuck Her Gently" on repeat and giggled) It's 2 AM so I can't really say anything exciting, but expect sweeping changes to Azure Sash's layout. Oh fuck yes. Yeeeeeeeah~

Title: Fragile Discretion
Author: Puri
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: SEEEEX. Not too detailed or graphic, but intense enough. XD
Ships/Characters: Vector/Espio
Finished: Yes

Sometimes you got to squeeze, sometimes you got to say please )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Default)
Here is everything I've written for [profile] id_smash_that, aka the Super Smash Bros. Kink Meme. *giggle* There's traumatizing material in here, so let the "o_O"ing commence!

Title
: Autumn Kisses
Characters/Pairings: Ness/Lucas
Rating: G for fluff.



Title: Another Type of Competition
Characters/Pairings: Sonic/Mario (Yes, you read right. :D)
Rating: R for lime





Title: Yoshi's Refuge
Characters/Pairings: Ninten/Ness/Lucas
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content.



Title: Squishie Soldiers
Characters/Pairings: OS!Kirby/Meta Knight
Rating: G



Title: Why Mewtwo Disappeared From Brawl
Characters/Pairings: Meta Knight/Kirby/Dedede/Knuckle Joe
Rating: R for orgy.




Title: Better Than Chocolate
Characters/Pairings: Red/Lucas/Ness
Rating: NC-17

grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Ultimate Chimera & I)
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.


Puri chose Mother 1 + 2. ♥ Descriptions will be short, since it's a heckuva lotta drabbles there. XDDD;;; *passes out* I did an extra one for the beginning, since I couldn't stop listening to Butterfly nomnomnom. ♥♥♥

Title: Butterfly
Characters/Pairings: George & Maria
Rating: PG-13 for dark themes (including crucification).

They like you better framed and dry )

Title: Beautiful Liar
Characters/Pairings: Giegue/George (You read right)
Rating: R for DARKNESS, heavily implied disturbing scenes, implied incest.

My disease, my infection, I am so impure )

Title: Watching From the Wings
Characters/Pairings: Pippi, Ana. Ana pining for Ninten, Pippi pining for both.
Rating: G

I will come to your rescue if he tries anything )

Title: City of the Suckerface
Characters/Pairings: Pokey
Rating: G

And all the ladies want you, sometimes gentlemen too )

Title: Through the Grain
Characters/Pairings: Loid, Loid's father
Rating: G

I would shelter you and keep you in light, but I can only teach you night vision )

Title: Hearts in Two
Characters/Pairings: Ness/Paula.
Rating: PG. Confusing. Dark.

If love is surrender, then whose war is it anyway? )

Title: Midsummer Nights
Characters/Pairings: Pippi/Loid
Rating: G. Fluff.

Where love is more than just your name )

Title: Sleeping Refuge
Characters/Pairings: Pokey/Giegue
Rating: G.

Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming, the goddess of an imaginary light )

Title: Guide on Raging Stars
Characters/Pairings: Cave Boy, Dr. Andonuts
Rating: G.

Where the universe explains it all the ways I never can )

Title: Fashion Pup
Characters/Pairings: Frank, Tracy, Ness. Frank/Ness.
Rating: G.

How they make a man sing! )

Title: White Wave
Characters/Pairings: Queen Mary
Rating: G.

Heaven holds a sense of wonder )
grapegarden: The opening cutscene to the fourth level of Kirby's Adventure, Grape Garden. Poor Kirby just lost all his balloons! :o (Happy-Happyism)
I blame [livejournal.com profile] zuki_chan, Jean and others for increasing my fascination with Pokey. Not my favorite character, but I'd be lying through my teeth if I said he wasn't one of the best villains ever. *______* That, and I've come to really like Gyiyg/Pokey. You can blame Morphine for that. XD That said, have a fun little ficlet based off the challenge word catharsis. Enjoy my pretties!

Title: Planet Purgatory
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Mother 1 + 2
Genre: General
Rating: R
Warnings: One violent sentence but other than that, it's mostly PG.
Ships/Characters: Gyiyg/Pokey.
Finished: Yes

I killed a million petty souls, but I couldn't kill you )

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