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Puri ([personal profile] grapegarden) wrote2007-01-25 09:47 pm

Retribution

What happens when Shadow and three characters are stuck in the elevator of Eggman's new mansion? That's what [livejournal.com profile] alba_aulbath wants to find out.

Title: Retribution
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Ships/Characters: Shadow, Cream (#5), Black Doom/Doom's Eye (#19), Charmy (#11), Eggman (#7)
Finished: Yes



Between a trigger-happy hedgehog, a timid rabbit and her Chao, a spastic bee and a floating eyeball, it was a wonder the elevator hadn't exploded in red yet.

"Eggman promised me he would give me money so I could afford those seeds at the Chao Black Market..."
"Chao..."
"Guys, have you seen the Chaotix quarters? If I don't get back home soon, Vector's not gonna let me go outside again!"
"How far were you...?" Shadow raised an eyebrow.
"Floating Island!" Charmy chirped. "Vector gets worried when I go too far though. Once when he found me, he was all sweaty and he hugged me SO hard I thought I'd be squished! I wanna get home so Vector doesn't get sad."

"What are you here for, Shadow?" Cream questioned.
"Eh? Me?"
A nod. The black hedgehog closed his eyes, the trigger steadied in his finger.
"Agent business." He replied. "In case Eggman does anything fishy around here."

Doom's Eye muttered, reducing himself to a half-closed slit as he held a broom in one tentacle, and balanced a silver platter on the other. The rest of himself was coiled with cleaning supplies, and he swore the black hedgehog sneaked a smirk at his appearance with the white frilly apron...

Someday, I will be out of this lowly class... this human's stronghold shall be mine, and the revival of the Black Arms will prevail!

"Cover your ears."

BAM!

There was a shriek from the rabbit and bee, and the elevator collapsed, in front of a surprised Eggman who was enjoying a sip of a pleasant martini.

"Wh--What are you guys doing here!?"

Gun still pointing in the air, Shadow glared lethally, but triumphantly to the doctor--he lowered it before his face, giving a click as Eggman backed in fright.

"Now, do I have to give you another warning shot?"