I wrote this for pbam, but didn't make it before the deadline. :( Damn, time passes so fast. TO THE AMNESTY COLLECTION IT GOES

Title: After Hours
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Erotica
Rating: R
Warnings: Might be interpreted as slightly dub-conish? Slight masochism?
Ships/Characters: Mettaton/Burgerpants
Finished: Yes

( Burgerpants and humiliation go hand in hand, like a burger on a bun. )

 

Whoops, this has been sitting complete on Ao3 since December. Anyway, this will probably be the last time I write Papyton for Yuletide, but it won't be the last I'll write of Papyton in general. ;D I got humongously attached to those two as a couple, and whiny tumblrites who complain about Papyrus being aro and "too childlike" to have relationships can suck it. But I'll get into detail about that in another post. Onto the porn!

Title: Lucky Hearts
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Romance/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A skeleton and a robot figuring out how to have sex together.
Ships/Characters: Papyrus/Mettaton
Finished: Yes

areyougame prompt: Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, May/Zinnia: letters - let's stay in touch

It's a miracle. I actually managed to post something on time! ;; Taking a hiatus from tumblr has done wonders for me. Look how much my creativity's gotten up. I hope it lasts, 'cause lord knows I need it. Here's some ORAS goodness!

Title: Across the Sky
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: Post-Delta episode spoilers, that's it.
Ships/Characters: May, Zinnia
Finished: Yes

( Don't you know what a pain in the neck it is to find you, even with a Pokénav? )

I've been feeling like absolute shit and trudging through trying to move to Portland, so I haven't been writing lately. Which probably contributes to my feeling like shit, but anyway! First Madokafic, and first fic I've written for the Femslash Exchange! I hope I did okay, considering LOL PURI WRITING FOR A NEW ANIME FANDOM. The kudos on Ao3 is a bit of a comfort.

We've all heard of Mami's infamous death at the teeth of Charlotte, the Dessert Witch. What about the other way around? Since it probably would be canonically impossible in the show, that's what AU fanfic is for. I wanted to include more scenarios, but I didn't have enough time before the deadline to include them, so I hope this isn't too confusing. This is written for emergencycocktail for the Femslash Exchange challenge of 2014. :)

Title: Sweet Temptation
Author: Puri
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Genre: Horror/Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, major character death (and a kid at that), survivor guilt
Ships/Characters: Mami/Nagisa
Finished: Yes

( Nagisa meets Candeloro! This won't end badly. )

Oops. I never posted this fic to my creative journals, have I? This was written for Yuletide last year. I had always wanted to write what an actual episode of Candle Cove would be like, and this was my opportunity. :D I wanted to be true to old cheesy children's shows as possible, hence the accents and the over-the-top behavior of some of the characters. I'm not sure if it was 70s enough, but eh. Based extremely loosely off of a fake episode synopsis on the Candle Cove wiki.

Title: Crawling Under the Skin
Author: Puri
Fandom: Candle Cove
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nightmare fuel and mild violence
Ships/Characters: Janice, the Laughingstock crew, Horace Horrible, and the Skin-Taker
Finished: Yes

( Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! )

Kink Meme Request: Darach/legal!Dawn in the castle hall. Dawn is persistent, Darach tries to dodge/ignore her advances, and how far it actually goes is up to anon. Bonus points if Caitlin ends up walking in on the two when she realizes that neither is present to begin the next round of battle. recaptcha: Mr pinholes

I actually filled this early pokanon request a few years ago, but when I discovered the NPC who told me Darach had an unrequited crush on Caitlin, I felt my doubts about the fill since I didn't think Darach would have eyes for anyone else. Hence, the ficlet fell into obscurity. I had forgotten all about it until I was browsing everyone's old fills. :o But since Caitlin's now an Elite 4 member and I pair her with Shauntal, I figured it wouldn't hurt to unbury this ficlet. Plus it's been a really unproductive year for writing, so here you go.

Meanwhile, I cannot spell Caitlin's name at all. I keep spelling it "Caitlyn" with a "y" out of habit. D:

Title: Requests For the Valet
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Ships/Characters: Dawn/Darach, Caitlin
Finished: Yes

( Dawn, good show. A hard-fought win, yes? )

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: Yes

( As M. Night Shyamalan would say, 'What a TWEEEEEEST!' )

Here's something that's been sitting on my computer for a while that I finally finished up in January. While I'm waiting for it to be posted on das_sporking, you'll get to read it early from following my creative journal. :) So here we go, the Sonic gang MSTs melodramatic "Animal Crossing" fic.

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: No

Original: Here.

( You're expecting an IC romance? Tee hee, you're funny. )

2012 is turning out to be a horrible year for writing. Except when it involves one of my least favorite books in the world, 50 Shades of Fucking Grey. So here's a Pokémon lemon that emulates E.L. James' style. Originally posted on Plurk, fixed up a bit for LJ/DW.

Title: My Body is Ready Like Rambo
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Erotica/Parody
Rating: NC-17 OOOOOOOOH
Warnings: HARDCORE GRAPHIC ~BDSM~ (Inaccuracies galore)
Ships/Characters: Grimsley/Marshal. What a kinky pairing!
Finished: Yes.

( Have I mentioned Grimsley is hot? 'Cause he is. )