Grape Garden

This is a fandomless smut mix created for calliatra, as part of charity for harvey_fanaid. I apologize how long this has taken me--with joyous occasions such as my laptop breaking (requiring me to get a new one) and the death of my dog, the past several months have not been fun. I hope the wait is at least worth it!

Confession: I don't actually listen to smutty music while writing smutty fic. That said, there's songs about Sexy Times that does bring prompts that I could later use to start writing. Whatever the purpose you use for this mix, be it writing, drawing, crafting, etc. I hope this helps bring inspiration. :)

Obvious Warning is Obvious: THIS FANMIX IS NSFW. While it's not explicit-explicit and there's no words for genitalia used, this is still a bad idea to play around your parents, especially the first half before it starts to chill out in the middle.

Cover art was created by me via stock images online. See if you can recognize the text in the background. :P



LET'S MAKE PORN!!! :: An Inspiration Mix

1. Depeche Mode - World in my Eyes || 2. Julien-K - Systeme de Sexe || 3. Queen - Get Down, Make Love || 4. A Perfect Circle - Thinking of You || 5. Nightwish - Nymphomaniac Fantasia || 6. Tori Amos - Body and Soul || 7. Cinema Bizarre - My Obsession || 8. IAMX - Sailor || 9. Nine Inch Nails - All Time Low || 10. Alice Cooper - Bed of Nails || 11. Kate Bush - Feel It || 12. Frou Frou - Shh || 13. Peter Gabriel - Steam || 14. Art of Noise feat. Tom Jones - Kiss || 15. Madonna - Crazy For You || 16. Poe - Fingertips || 17. Fiona Apple - Slow Like Honey || 18. Kate Bush - The Sensual World || 19. Sarah McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy (Junior Boys Mix) || 20. Imogen Heap - Between Sheets || 21. Vienna Teng - Momentum


( It could be love or it could be just lust, but it will be fun... )

Just crossposting this PSA I've written on tumblr to my creative journal, because the world needs to stop shipping Chara and Sans for the sake of abuse victims.

( Discussion of noncon and dubcon and why it's not any different from glorifying rape in real life. UGH. )

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: Yes

( As M. Night Shyamalan would say, 'What a TWEEEEEEST!' )

Here's something that's been sitting on my computer for a while that I finally finished up in January. While I'm waiting for it to be posted on das_sporking, you'll get to read it early from following my creative journal. :) So here we go, the Sonic gang MSTs melodramatic "Animal Crossing" fic.

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: No

Original: Here.

( You're expecting an IC romance? Tee hee, you're funny. )

Hey kids! Remember that wangsty Darkrai fic I MSTed? There was supposed to be a sequel the author's best friend written in response that I was gonna riff as well. Three years later... it's finally done. Farewell, Development Hell!

Title: Justice Science Theater
Author: goldeneye101/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload, violence, and brain-boggling rape in the original. Alcohol in both.
Ships/Characters: Alicia, Alberto and Darkrai (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes. For sure.

Original: Here.

( I'm sure it's not the first time Metallica has been misused for bad Pokefic. )

Who among you have read the infamous My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic, Cupcakes? Which, in spite of my squeamish nature, didn't squick me out nearly as much as I thought it should. Is it because Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical? That I've been watching films like American Psycho and Clockwork Orange? Maybe Cinema Snob has something to do with it. I mean, Cupcakes had a few moments that made me go "ow" but it didn't make me literally sick like "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk did.

The fact I sound desensitized disturbs me more than Cupcakes itself. D: Needless to say, the fanwork and the reactions are what makes the fic interesting. Sure enough, I had this bunny (more like Killer Rabbit) gnawing on me so I had to give in and write this little crossover. Clearly not my best work (even for Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie, I don't think she's "Pinkie" enough) but it was a good opportunity to throw in horrible puns.

P.S. There really is a pony named Sweetheart, and she's one of the "7 Pony Friends" in a show called "My Little Pony Tales." Here's her photo.

Title: READY! FOR CUPCAKES!
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Takes place after "Cupcakes" by Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown. Cameo appearance from a mystery fandom.
Genre: Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic violence. Cannibalism. OOC!Pinkie Pie.
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee, Pinkie Pie & Pinkamena. Plus a surprise guest.
Finished: Yes

( READY! FOR CUPCAKES )

( ALTERNATE ENDING )

( ALTERNATE ENDING 2 )

Screw the other characters in Arceus: Jewel of Life, Arcy and Damos took the stage for me. :P

Title: By God's Hand
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: Lime. BIBLESLASH no I'm kidding.
Ships/Characters: Arceus/Damos
Finished: Yes

( How could you leave me when I needed to possess you? )

Oh god, that last entry was pitiful. You could just tell I was blocked. :P Anyway, insomnia strikes, so you get to read a few drabbles I forgot to post from various kink memes. :o

Title: Incomplete
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog
Characters/Pairings: Amy Rose/Metal Sonic
Rating: G

( Totally not inspired by Edward Scissorhands. Nuh uh. )

Title: Crown Jewels
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog: Archie and/or SEGASonic crossover with SatAM
Characters/Pairings: Rouge/Sally
Rating: R for sensuality

( Let's say the prompt caught Puri's attention and she figured, 'Aw what the heck.' )

Title: Whip It!
Fandom: Pokemon: Dengenki no Pikachu
Characters/Pairings: Dommie!Misty/Ash. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
Rating: R for light bondage.

( Made of total rusty OOC fail, lulz. )

This is an archive of all the sentences I wrote for the One-Sentence Pr0n Meme. Fandoms are arranged alphabetically and pairings sorted by het, yaoi, yuri and threesomes. Pokémon movies are sorted by number. Quality varies: some sentences I like and others make me want to crawl into a hole for ever writing. Semi-colon, colon, ellipses and dash abuse ahead. Sentence length ranges from regular old sentence to mangled paragraph. Expect rustiness on the part of me writing outside usual fandoms. Will be updated should I add another sentence. And finally, it's obviously not NSFW.

( From Animal Crossing to Yume Nikki... hoo boy. )

Here is everything I've written for id_smash_that, aka the Super Smash Bros. Kink Meme. *giggle* There's traumatizing material in here, so let the "o_O"ing commence!

Title: Autumn Kisses
Characters/Pairings: Ness/Lucas
Rating: G for fluff.

( It's a nice day today )

Title: Another Type of Competition
Characters/Pairings: Sonic/Mario (Yes, you read right. :D)
Rating: R for lime




Title: Yoshi's Refuge
Characters/Pairings: Ninten/Ness/Lucas
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content.

( 'Cause only Puri beat Mother 1 to write Ninten properly. )

Title: Squishie Soldiers
Characters/Pairings: OS!Kirby/Meta Knight
Rating: G

( Teasing Meta Knight is fun! :D )

Title: Why Mewtwo Disappeared From Brawl
Characters/Pairings: Meta Knight/Kirby/Dedede/Knuckle Joe
Rating: R for orgy.



Title: Better Than Chocolate
Characters/Pairings: Red/Lucas/Ness
Rating: NC-17