Grape Garden

I've been reading lots of toxic shit lately, namely Chapter 16 of Gabriel's Inferno for an analytical beatdown at das_sporking. Then there's all the dramatic readings of 50 Shades of Grey I've been listening to to stomach myself for the movie opening on Friday the 13th. I think it's safe to say I could use some old-fashioned stupidfic to lighten up my mood... and this short Mother 1 yaoific will do. :)

I actually found it here, but the actual link to the story isn't listed. Plus the commentary can be summed up as "EW YAOI AND LEMONZ!!11!" anyway. Oh why the hell not, let's make fun of the commentary too. A MST of a MST! MSTCEPTION.

Title: Trash Science Theater
Author: Anonymous/TheReviewer18/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound Zero (Original) Five Nights at Freddy's (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Erotica/MST.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crude humor, language, and sexual innuendo. UNDERAGE SEX, homophobic blather and OOCness in the original.
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid (Original), Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy (MST)
Finished: Yes

( At least Balloon Boy isn't involved. )

Title: Secret Science Theater
Author: Streak the Hedgehog/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Animal Crossing (Original) Sonic the Hedgehog (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Angst/MST.
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload and bad language in the original.
Ships/Characters: Totakeke/Mabel (Original), one-sided Sonic/Amy, implied Rouge/Knuckles/Shadow, Tails (MST)
Finished: No

Original: Here.

( I love you! I hate you! Wait, I love you! No, I hate you! )

By now, I'm sure you all have heard of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and MST the first chapter. :D Instead of subjecting fictional characters to this publishing phenomenon like I would normally do, all commentary will be made by yours truly, Insane Purin/Shamanic Shaymin.

Credit goes to Darke for the Old Spice joke. ;D

Title: 50 Shades of MST
Author: E.L. James/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Twilight 50 Shades of Grey
Genre: Erotica/MST
Rating: R
Warnings: 50 Shades of Grey is its own warning.
Ships/Characters: Edward/Bella Christian/Ana (original), Me (MST)
Finished: Yes. Doing the entire book would rob me of my sanity. :(

( I sure do love abusive men! )

What little fic Puri could find for Rise of Darkrai disappoints her. D: Really? Such a hate boner for Baron Alberto? That makes me sad. D: Oh well, lucky for us, we have Mystery Science Theater! There's two fics Puri wanted to MST, and they're both inspired from each other! Each MST can be treated as separate, but since they're connected, think of this as the first part before a sequel. :o

Title: Dark Science Theater
Author: I Am SomeoneI Am No One/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Angst/MST. My my!
Rating: R
Warnings: Crude humor, language, sexual innuendo. Wangst overload in the original fic.
Ships/Characters: Implied Darkrai/Alicia & Darkrai/Alice (Fic), Lake Trio (MST)
Finished: Yes and No. A sequel is on the way!

Original: Here.

( In which Darkrai listens to Linkin Park. )

Title: A Warm Place: The MST
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Pokémon (Original) Mario (MSTing Party)
Genre: Romance/Drama (Original), Humor/Parody.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual content, (Original) pervy jokes, and language
Pairings: R*cketshipping (Original), implied Mario/Peach.
Finished: Yes

( A Warm Place: The MST (Epilogue) )

A/N: This took me at least a year or so to write this, and I must say I’m finally finished, and am satisfied with how it turned out in the end. ^_^ I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did MSTing it—I know I certainly had quite the ride. ;D And now, time for me to have some chocolate chip ice cream with magic shell and enjoy myself. ^^

Yep, LJ likes me. A lot. -_-; *sighs and types this up again*

Title: A Warm Place: The MST
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Pokémon (Original) Mario (MSTing Party)
Genre: Romance/Drama (Original), Humor/Parody.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexual content, (Original) pervy jokes, and language
Pairings: R*cketshipping (Original), implied Mario/Peach.
Finished: No

( A Warm Place: The MST (Part 2) )