I've been reading lots of toxic shit lately, namely Chapter 16 of Gabriel's Inferno for an analytical beatdown at das_sporking. Then there's all the dramatic readings of 50 Shades of Grey I've been listening to to stomach myself for the movie opening on Friday the 13th. I think it's safe to say I could use some old-fashioned stupidfic to lighten up my mood... and this short Mother 1 yaoific will do. :)

I actually found it here, but the actual link to the story isn't listed. Plus the commentary can be summed up as "EW YAOI AND LEMONZ!!11!" anyway. Oh why the hell not, let's make fun of the commentary too. A MST of a MST! MSTCEPTION.

Title: Trash Science Theater
Author: Anonymous/TheReviewer18/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound Zero (Original) Five Nights at Freddy's (MSTing party)
Genre: Romance/Erotica/MST.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Crude humor, language, and sexual innuendo. UNDERAGE SEX, homophobic blather and OOCness in the original.
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid (Original), Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy (MST)
Finished: Yes

( At least Balloon Boy isn't involved. )

Oops. I never posted this fic to my creative journals, have I? This was written for Yuletide last year. I had always wanted to write what an actual episode of Candle Cove would be like, and this was my opportunity. :D I wanted to be true to old cheesy children's shows as possible, hence the accents and the over-the-top behavior of some of the characters. I'm not sure if it was 70s enough, but eh. Based extremely loosely off of a fake episode synopsis on the Candle Cove wiki.

Title: Crawling Under the Skin
Author: Puri
Fandom: Candle Cove
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG
Warnings: Nightmare fuel and mild violence
Ships/Characters: Janice, the Laughingstock crew, Horace Horrible, and the Skin-Taker
Finished: Yes

( Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! )

Let's start the new year with my first Yuletide fic! If you haven't heard of jeftoon01's Twisted Princess series, you should. His art is creative and awesome and full of glorious detail. This is a giftfic for Sout, who wanted either Mulan or Aurora. Since I've always been fond of the Aurora picture and that there's some awesome Twisted Mulan fic out there already, I decided to give Sleeping Beauty a shot. It was a lot harder to write than I thought, but I managed to finish before the due date! Which makes me quite happy. :)

Title: Until She Wakes
Author: Puri
Fandom: Twisted Princess, Sleeping Beauty
Genre: Horror
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Disturbing imagery and Eye Scream.
Ships/Characters: Aurora
Finished: Yes

( They say if you dream something more than once, it's sure to come true. )

Who among you have read the infamous My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanfic, Cupcakes? Which, in spite of my squeamish nature, didn't squick me out nearly as much as I thought it should. Is it because Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical? That I've been watching films like American Psycho and Clockwork Orange? Maybe Cinema Snob has something to do with it. I mean, Cupcakes had a few moments that made me go "ow" but it didn't make me literally sick like "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk did.

The fact I sound desensitized disturbs me more than Cupcakes itself. D: Needless to say, the fanwork and the reactions are what makes the fic interesting. Sure enough, I had this bunny (more like Killer Rabbit) gnawing on me so I had to give in and write this little crossover. Clearly not my best work (even for Cupcakes!Pinkie Pie, I don't think she's "Pinkie" enough) but it was a good opportunity to throw in horrible puns.

P.S. There really is a pony named Sweetheart, and she's one of the "7 Pony Friends" in a show called "My Little Pony Tales." Here's her photo.

Title: READY! FOR CUPCAKES!
Author: Puri
Fandom: Eversion meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Takes place after "Cupcakes" by Sergeant Sprinkles: World's Greatest Party Clown. Cameo appearance from a mystery fandom.
Genre: Horror
Rating: R
Warnings: Graphic violence. Cannibalism. OOC!Pinkie Pie.
Ships/Characters: Zee-Tee, Pinkie Pie & Pinkamena. Plus a surprise guest.
Finished: Yes

( READY! FOR CUPCAKES )

( ALTERNATE ENDING )

( ALTERNATE ENDING 2 )

This is an archive of all the sentences I wrote for the One-Sentence Pr0n Meme. Fandoms are arranged alphabetically and pairings sorted by het, yaoi, yuri and threesomes. Pokémon movies are sorted by number. Quality varies: some sentences I like and others make me want to crawl into a hole for ever writing. Semi-colon, colon, ellipses and dash abuse ahead. Sentence length ranges from regular old sentence to mangled paragraph. Expect rustiness on the part of me writing outside usual fandoms. Will be updated should I add another sentence. And finally, it's obviously not NSFW.

( From Animal Crossing to Yume Nikki... hoo boy. )

Birthday gift for my sister! Hope she likes. Nomnomnomnomnom.

Title: Destined
Author: Puri
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: None. Just short.
Ships/Characters: Link, Navi
Finished: Yes

( The moment he saw it on the pedestal, Link already knew. )

First off, yamikaosu's Minesweeper drabble:

Title: Wasted Red Flags
Fandom: Minesweeper
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Warnings: 100-Word Drabble

( Wasted Red Flags )

bjwjyknjknyek PHIL YOU SUCK. XDDDDD You owe me Sonadow. Like whooooooa. But yes... if you're wondering why I wrote this, it was alllllllll his fault. XDDD iceclimbers87. Your fanboyishness drives me crazy. XD I bet I can contest that, though. *shot* Well, here Phil. XD Hope that lights your mornings. It's such your friggin' fault. XDD

Title: A Fairy-Tale Offer
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Genre: Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: Drabble. SAP OVERLOAD
Ships: Violet/Veruca. XDD
Finished: Yes

( A Fairy-Tale Offer )

Oldie Fic #2, for "Neopets": a fandom I'll probably never write for again. And no one wants to hear about the "Fire-walls won't let me do anything" story I keep telling about why I've left Neopets. XDD Fun while it lasted though, including when I wrote this. (Jub-jubs are actually my favorites, but Usuls are squirrels, therefore cute, and I like 'em too. :) I had a purdiful Snowy*Usul once) And yes, I realize it's been outdated since the Mutant Usul's makeover. XDD Crud. Oh well.

...I actually did an "Iris" songfic right though. Goddamn it all, not a feat to accomplish everyday.

Title: Who I Am
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Neopets
Genre: Angst/Drama. Holiday-fic, (Christmas) with a bit of Romance.
Rating: G.
Warnings: Death and annnnnnnnngst. And OCs--it's Neopets, doi. XDD
Ships: OC/OC
Finished: Yes

( FF.net Summary )

( Who I Am )

( FF.net Reviews )

Well, I'm ready to move on. ^_~ ...Kinda, but hey. XD Memories!