Grape Garden

MC gave me a trick for the trick-or-treat meme where I had to write a drabble about Red visiting his mother. Because the picture she drew me for her trick is made of epic win, I was obliged to respond as soon as I could. Let's hear it for Red's Mom!

Title: Refridgerated Memories
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Ships/Characters: Red's Mother, Red
Finished: Yes

( And you get it in RED font as part of the trick! )

I'm so fucking cranky right now. I don't know why. I just am. So what the hell, I'm posting crap I put on my journal. Said I wouldn't post it, but fuck it. Here it is.

This is based on an abstinence challenge I've given myself to improve my study habits for college. Every time I goofed off online or on the computer, I have to write a short drabble based on a fandom couple that squicks me. Since I hide in the corner whimpering at the mention of Pokey/Ness alone, that's what I went with. Just so you know that I don't ship them in any way or form whatsoever (it traumatizes me), and that's why I'm writing them! XD The more severe the procrastination, the more graphic a drabble gets...

Title: Web of Thorns (Blood Roses)
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Dark
Rating: R. Because I said so.
Warnings: FUCKING DISTURBING!? Violence with heavy hints of noncon.
Ships/Characters: Pokey/Ness. That should say everything RIGHT there.
Finished: Yes

( My my my, he said to the fly. Look who's here...! )

So. A friend and I were discussing and laughing over Sonic badfic, and in return for crappy fic and GODAWFUL euphanisms, we wrote each other little smut dabbles to keep our spirits up. The following two ships below? Well, let's say we both read crappy Knuxadow and Sontails lemons. XD

So 'ere we go! If Sonic lemons make you turn green as a lime, you're below 18 and/or uncomfortable with sex, TURN BACK NOW. I'm merciful and given ya a warning AND an LJ-cut. First parent to sue me will only get a broken purple Gameboy Color and other assorted junk. XDD;;;

Again, they're just dabbles. A paragraph long each. They don't really count as drabbles, so they don't get the usual headers like my other fics do. XDDD;;; They were also done in the spur of the moment, so don't expect TOO much of a masterpiece. :P

I'm going to hell. XDDD On the plus side, at least I didn't write my #648976734892673rd Sonadow Masterpiece, right? :DDD? *flees knives*

( First Off! Knuxadow NC-17 Smut! (Yes, You Read That Correctly) )

( Now For Sontails Smut! (Yes, Tails is Older in This. Yes, Tails is NOT a Girl) )

First off, yamikaosu's Minesweeper drabble:

Title: Wasted Red Flags
Fandom: Minesweeper
Genre: Humor
Rating: G
Warnings: 100-Word Drabble

( Wasted Red Flags )