The "Super Mario" Fanfic Drinking Game

What happens if your older sister and dad spend long hours on the computer, and you've got nothing better to do than to go on your Internet-less one and play "Solitare" with a sucky mouse? What happens when you decide you need other activities to do, and decided to check out Wordpad on the same computer? (It didn't have Word and I'm not touching Notepad with a ten-foot-stick) What happens when you're inspired by a friend's Marth/Zelda cliche list? What happens if you've been in "Mario" fandom far too much lately? What happens after several days of doing this? What happens when you've realized you've got a creative journal?

This.

The "Super Mario" Fanfic Drinking Game!

Here's what you need to play:

#1: The "Mario" section of FF.net (Prefferably, but you can use other sites too)
#2: An alchoholic beverage. Actually, it's just safer to use milk, soda, Sprite, Mountain Dew, or whatever, so go with that.
#3: A free mind, and a bored one.

I should be shot for this. XD

( It's Time to D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Do the Mario! )

Ironically, I'm guilty of several things on this list as well. ^^; Not every cliché here is bad though—I admit to liking a couple. XD (Like Peach going off and kicking ass and Ludwig's accent) That, and I'm most likely to let a couple go if it's backed up with a really good reason, funky twist, or something. XD I listed the accent clichés on there, but please don't misunderstand me and say that I have something against accents, 'cause I don't. I just don't like how teeny-bopper writers mishandle them. XD (I've seen a fic where the way Yoshi speaks was inspired by the "Super Mario World" comic or something, which I thought was very cute. ^^) Sadly, I gotta say the Luigi and the Mary-Sue one is a bit of an understatement... I've seen a fic where the SI was stalking him. oO;;

So, am I missing anything? ^^ Until then... "Looks like a-Mario's blastin' off agaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!!!"