Undertale :: THE WORLD'S BEST UNDERTALE FIC EVAR

hay guiz im BadassBeluga69. im 15 years old and i luuuuuuuuuuuuurve undertale!!! my fave is sanz the hot skeleton. my otp iz soriel and alpyhen lol. ASGORE AND CHARA SUX!!!1!1! i hop u lyke my storeeez!!!11!1

sanz wants 2 get togthr 5evr wit hiz Tru Luv Toreel, but assgorr adn dat deemon cara rune everythign!!1!1! will sanz adn toreel evr get tog3tha? PLZ R/R!!!!1 nott 4 assgr or chara fanz lol

Title: THE WORLD'S BEST UNDERTALE FIC EVAR
Author: Puri BadassBeluga69
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: ACTION ADN ADVENTURE ADN ROMANCE ADN DRAMAZ!!!
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: theres lyke talk of rape and itz rlly sad ;______; (no seens tho!!) (This fic is not the least bit brainsafe)
Ships/Characters: Sans/Toriel, Papyrus/Mettaton, Undyne/Alphys, ADN TOADALLY NO CHARA/SANS EW EW EW WHO WUD RITE DAT?
Finished: Yes

( BEHOLD MY TOTALY EPIK FICCIE!!!11 )

((In case you can't already tell, this is a trollfic. :P))

Undertale :: Chinchillin'

This was a small ficlet in remembrance of my old chinchilla Ryu, and celebration of my new chinchilla Chara (yes, I have two chinchillas named Frisk & Chara) Plus an excuse to write post-TP fic of the Striped Kids being happy and holding cute fluffy animals. Chara and Asriel's responses were based off actual reactions I got from people who held Ryu. XD

Title: Chinchillin'
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: General/Friendship
Rating: PG-13 for subject matter and swearing, otherwise G.
Warnings: Small discussion of past self-harm (no description of actual injuries or performing the act)
Ships/Characters: Chara, Frisk, and Asriel
Finished: Yes

( Oh my god, it's so soft! )

Undertale :: The Anime Experience

This was a part of a series of ficlets I wrote for Undertale Shipping Pride Month last year. Alas, I got distracted and never finished the challenge, but I didn't want these ficlets to rot alone in tumblr's void, so I decided to upload them here as well.

This ficlet is basically an excuse to have Undyne and Alphys fangirl over Revolutionary Girl Utena. :P

Title: The Anime Experience
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: General/Romance
Rating: G
Warnings: None, unless you're concerned about spoilers from a 90s anime. XD
Ships/Characters: Undyne/Alphys
Finished: Yes

( Scaley girlfriends and flowery swordswomen )

Undertale :: Good Enough (For Now)

This was a part of a series of ficlets I wrote for Undertale Shipping Pride Month last year. Alas, I got distracted and never finished the challenge, but I didn't want these ficlets to rot alone in tumblr's void, so I decided to upload them here as well.

So... Torgore. Or ToriGorey. Or Asriel. And you thought Frisk x Asriel was an indecisive portmanteau nightmare when it comes to tagging, you have no idea. :P Writing goat parents is haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrd! *sobs* I’m not just talking about the ship, Toriel and Asgore as individual characters are difficult for me to write. I think this turned out all right though? While this ficlet is serious for the most part, it was partially inspired by a cute fanart I saw of Asgore playing a board game with Frisk and friends. :)

This is also the ficlet in which I name my versions of the Six Souls kids. :o

Title: Good Enough (For Now)
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: General
Rating: PG
Warnings: Canon-typical death mentions
Ships/Characters: Past!Toriel/Asgore
Finished: Yes

( The six humans didn’t deserve to die. Neither did Asgore. )

Undertale :: Surprises in the Bedroom

This was a part of a series of ficlets I wrote for Undertale Shipping Pride Month last year. Alas, I got distracted and never finished the challenge, but I didn't want these ficlets to rot alone in tumblr's void, so I decided to upload them here as well.

Anyway, let’s hear it for Soriel! :D I like the idea of a ship where one or both people find love again after a divorce or break-up. It shows it’s okay if the person you end up being with isn’t your first love, and Soriel fits the bill perfectly. :) This is me playing with the "Are they or aren't they talking about dirty things?" comedy trope. Whether they are or not, the most offensive thing about this ficlet is all the horrible puns. :P

Title: Surprises in the Bedroom
Author: Puri
Fandom: Undertale
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: R
Warnings: SCANDALOUS COLLECTIONS GALORE
Ships/Characters: Toriel/Sans
Finished: Yes

( ...You too, Tori? I'll be darned. )