Snape Kills *BEEP!*

[grapegarden]

And the final drabble, for bluewolf487! XDD And I'm gonna be evil. ^_^ So, here's a little silliness to sum up all my hard work today. :3 From tormenting Scarlet Letter paperwork to drabbleness, my fingers feel typety and happy. ^-^ Which is always a good thing. Or is it...? Well, I'll let this drabble answer for you. XDD About time my creative journal got activity! After like... forever. XDD Unnatural!

Title: Snape Kills *BEEP!*
Author: Jigglypuff in Blue Ribbons
Fandom: Super Smash Bros.
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Warnings: Drabble. And a crude reference. YTMND references galore!
Ships: None.
Finished: Yes



Challenge: Anything


"Morphine makes the Holy known!"

Samus Aran groaned. The next time she heard from Uncle Lina, she'd have to commit violence.

"Now now, Samus. You have to admit, these are rather entertaining." Ganondorf smirked wickedly as he selected another link.

Maybe it was funny the first time she heard "What is Love?", but if she had to hear Sonic's advice on sexual harassment after humping Tails, Knuckles, whoever it was this week, she guaranteed a fate worse than Thwomps from the ceiling. With her gunner arm, at that.

"Look at them, Samus. Now they're making fun of the latest—"

Ganondorf gave a gasp as the monitor screen blanked before his eyes, the bounty hunter possessing the plugs.

"Who's the man now, dog?" she smirked, despite the slight cringe from use of the last word. "Looks like I'll have to cut your Internet use for a while."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" hit the Smash Bros. headquarters like a Katamari meteorite.

Comments

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

YOU. ROCK.

SSBM + YTMND = CHAOS.

I love you, Puri~ *___________* So clever!