The Sonadow Fanfic Drinking Game
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grapegardenWell... Puri made this while she was being tormented by boredom and failure at Choir District. I got kinda ranty and bitter, but... *AHEM*
Remember The Super Mario Fanfic Drinking Game? Well, Puri’s back, and she’s ready to RUM-BUUUUULLLLLLLE! Not to mention sequels are always suckier than the original, BUT ANYWAY. It ain’t “Mario”, but for another fandom: “Sonic the Hedgehog”. Particularly, around a certain ship and its Fanfiction Miseries. Behold…
The Sonadow Fanfic Drinking Game! (Aka, Puri Reads Fanfic About Two Gay Hedgehogs So You Don't Have To)
The Rules are the same as last time:
#1: Look up “Sonadow” on FF.net’s search engine. (Or if you’reREALLY a masochist just plain too lazy, go to Sonadow.com)
#2: An alchoholic beverage. Actually, it's just safer to use milk, (or chocolate, as one pointed out) soda, Sprite, Mountain Dew, or whatever, so go with that.
#3: A tall mug. You'll be needin' it.
#4: A free mind, and a bored one. And the ability to stay sober for long periods.
Take 1 sip if:
-Sonic’s one, all or a few of the following: weepy, spiteful, jealous, pure, and veeeeeeeerry girly. Meet Mr. Uke!
-Shadow’s one, all, or a few of the following: ebil, destructive, lustful, coooooooooold and wangsty. Meet Mr. Seme! (Bonus if he’s cold, and Sonic’s here to warm his lonely heart!)
-Sonic and/or Shadow are lovesick morons and/or spineless wimps.
-Sonic and/or Shadow blush 100x times throughout the fic even when just looking at each other.
-Sonic and/or Shadow are "shy" about confronting each other in a romantic situation. (Bonus if it’s kissing. 2-3 drinks if it’s “adult activities”).
-Sonic screams “Faker!” at Shadow to the point where “Tamahome!” “Miaka!” instances in “Fushigi Yuugi” seem rare and sum up his personality in general. (Bonus if it's Shadow giving the calls to rouse jealousy or feel superior over Sonic).
-Sonic and Shadow can think of nothing but one-dimensionally hating the other and beating each other to pieces. (See above about poor overabused “Faker”!) .
-Shadow calls Sonic "Sonikku" and/or Sonic calls Shadow “Shadou”, often in a “lovingly” way.
-Shadow gives Sonic an elegant gift to represent their twu wuv. (Bonus if a symbolic ring related object).
-Sonic and Shadow are in love, but keep it a secret ‘cause oh noes, the world will hate them for TEH GAAAAAY!!1
-It involves a fanfic with a flashback of Shadow falling from space, and has a scene of Sonic angsting about his death. (Bonus if sad or irate) (2 sips if he's crying or all "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG" ala AoStH*Robotnik) (3 sips if he cuts himself over him).
-Sonic keeps Shadow's Flame Ring, aka the ring he gave Rouge at the end of SA2B.
-A “missing scene from the ending” where Shadow confesses his love before he dies and falls in space.
-Sonic and Shadow act like it was love since they’ve first known each other, and got in a long relationship before Shadow’s “death” in SA2B.
-Shadow magically appears for a tender moment and to the poor Sonic’s dismay, he Disappears and is Gone Forever TM. (Bonus if it’s while Sonic’s grieving).
-Sonic finds Shadow wangsting at the edge of a cliff and goes up to talk to him to cheer him up.
- It's a songfic, often which the song doesn’t match them at all. (Bonus if it's popular band or *DADADADA* Evanescence or MADONNA).
-An evil OC/Mary-Sue tries to get in teh way of Sonic and Shadow's TWU WUV.
-Amy possesses the following qualities: jealous, whiny and/or slutty. 'Cause OMG she's in teh way of Sonic and Shadow's TWU WUV (Bonus if she's the villain or main nuisance).
-Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Rouge, GUN, etc. are ignored/don’t exist. (Bonus if they’re around to tease Sonic and Shadow) (2 sips if he/she plays matchmaker to hook 'em up, 3 if it’s Amy—in that case, send me a link! XDDD).
-Maria Robotnik is ignored/doesn't exist, with the exception of the few times being mentioned by Shadow for the sake of TEH ANNNNGST!!1
-There is Amy Rose bashing. (2 sips if rarer/rarer bashed/other character).
Take 2 sips for:
-Shadow is a vampire. (It happens.Much to Puri's chagrin).
-Sonic and Shadow fight, only actual physical instead of arguments.
-There’s a plot outside Sonic and Shadow’s relationship.
-Shadow takes Sonic to his Mysterious Dungeon From Nowhere.
- If it's smut, rope and handcuffs are used to hold Mr. Sonic (3 sips for funkier/squickier fetishes).
-Shadow rapes Sonic or the other way around. (In that case, you know what to do with that AK-47 from the upcoming “Shadow” game).
-You get the impression you're reading High-School Romantic Comedy/Soap Opera Wangst For Young Boys, not "Sonic" fanfiction.
Take 3 sips for:
-Sonic AND Shadow written IC.
-Games older than SA1 are referenced/involved.
Not every cliché here is bad (though a lot of them are), and yes, I am guilty of a few of ‘em. *SHOT* And I’ve read decent fic that used at LEAST a couple of these. It all depends what kinda writer you are, and what tastes you have…
And now, the general Sonadow Populace is going to HATE my guts now. XD Hoo boy.
Remember The Super Mario Fanfic Drinking Game? Well, Puri’s back, and she’s ready to RUM-BUUUUULLLLLLLE! Not to mention sequels are always suckier than the original, BUT ANYWAY. It ain’t “Mario”, but for another fandom: “Sonic the Hedgehog”. Particularly, around a certain ship and its Fanfiction Miseries. Behold…
The Sonadow Fanfic Drinking Game! (Aka, Puri Reads Fanfic About Two Gay Hedgehogs So You Don't Have To)
The Rules are the same as last time:
#1: Look up “Sonadow” on FF.net’s search engine. (Or if you’re
#2: An alchoholic beverage. Actually, it's just safer to use milk, (or chocolate, as one pointed out) soda, Sprite, Mountain Dew, or whatever, so go with that.
#3: A tall mug. You'll be needin' it.
#4: A free mind, and a bored one. And the ability to stay sober for long periods.
Take 1 sip if:
-Sonic’s one, all or a few of the following: weepy, spiteful, jealous, pure, and veeeeeeeerry girly. Meet Mr. Uke!
-Shadow’s one, all, or a few of the following: ebil, destructive, lustful, coooooooooold and wangsty. Meet Mr. Seme! (Bonus if he’s cold, and Sonic’s here to warm his lonely heart!)
-Sonic and/or Shadow are lovesick morons and/or spineless wimps.
-Sonic and/or Shadow blush 100x times throughout the fic even when just looking at each other.
-Sonic and/or Shadow are "shy" about confronting each other in a romantic situation. (Bonus if it’s kissing. 2-3 drinks if it’s “adult activities”).
-Sonic screams “Faker!” at Shadow to the point where “Tamahome!” “Miaka!” instances in “Fushigi Yuugi” seem rare and sum up his personality in general. (Bonus if it's Shadow giving the calls to rouse jealousy or feel superior over Sonic).
-Sonic and Shadow can think of nothing but one-dimensionally hating the other and beating each other to pieces. (See above about poor overabused “Faker”!) .
-Shadow calls Sonic "Sonikku" and/or Sonic calls Shadow “Shadou”, often in a “lovingly” way.
-Shadow gives Sonic an elegant gift to represent their twu wuv. (Bonus if a symbolic ring related object).
-Sonic and Shadow are in love, but keep it a secret ‘cause oh noes, the world will hate them for TEH GAAAAAY!!1
-It involves a fanfic with a flashback of Shadow falling from space, and has a scene of Sonic angsting about his death. (Bonus if sad or irate) (2 sips if he's crying or all "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG" ala AoStH*Robotnik) (3 sips if he cuts himself over him).
-Sonic keeps Shadow's Flame Ring, aka the ring he gave Rouge at the end of SA2B.
-A “missing scene from the ending” where Shadow confesses his love before he dies and falls in space.
-Sonic and Shadow act like it was love since they’ve first known each other, and got in a long relationship before Shadow’s “death” in SA2B.
-Shadow magically appears for a tender moment and to the poor Sonic’s dismay, he Disappears and is Gone Forever TM. (Bonus if it’s while Sonic’s grieving).
-Sonic finds Shadow wangsting at the edge of a cliff and goes up to talk to him to cheer him up.
- It's a songfic, often which the song doesn’t match them at all. (Bonus if it's popular band or *DADADADA* Evanescence or MADONNA).
-An evil OC/Mary-Sue tries to get in teh way of Sonic and Shadow's TWU WUV.
-Amy possesses the following qualities: jealous, whiny and/or slutty. 'Cause OMG she's in teh way of Sonic and Shadow's TWU WUV (Bonus if she's the villain or main nuisance).
-Amy, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Rouge, GUN, etc. are ignored/don’t exist. (Bonus if they’re around to tease Sonic and Shadow) (2 sips if he/she plays matchmaker to hook 'em up, 3 if it’s Amy—in that case, send me a link! XDDD).
-Maria Robotnik is ignored/doesn't exist, with the exception of the few times being mentioned by Shadow for the sake of TEH ANNNNGST!!1
-There is Amy Rose bashing. (2 sips if rarer/rarer bashed/other character).
Take 2 sips for:
-Shadow is a vampire. (It happens.
-Sonic and Shadow fight, only actual physical instead of arguments.
-There’s a plot outside Sonic and Shadow’s relationship.
-Shadow takes Sonic to his Mysterious Dungeon From Nowhere.
- If it's smut, rope and handcuffs are used to hold Mr. Sonic (3 sips for funkier/squickier fetishes).
-Shadow rapes Sonic or the other way around. (In that case, you know what to do with that AK-47 from the upcoming “Shadow” game).
-You get the impression you're reading High-School Romantic Comedy/Soap Opera Wangst For Young Boys, not "Sonic" fanfiction.
Take 3 sips for:
-Sonic AND Shadow written IC.
-Games older than SA1 are referenced/involved.
Not every cliché here is bad (though a lot of them are), and yes, I am guilty of a few of ‘em. *SHOT* And I’ve read decent fic that used at LEAST a couple of these. It all depends what kinda writer you are, and what tastes you have…
And now, the general Sonadow Populace is going to HATE my guts now. XD Hoo boy.
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