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So. A friend and I were discussing and laughing over Sonic badfic, and in return for crappy fic and GODAWFUL euphanisms, we wrote each other little smut dabbles to keep our spirits up. The following two ships below? Well, let's say we both read crappy Knuxadow and Sontails lemons. XD

So 'ere we go! If Sonic lemons make you turn green as a lime, you're below 18 and/or uncomfortable with sex, TURN BACK NOW. I'm merciful and given ya a warning AND an LJ-cut. First parent to sue me will only get a broken purple Gameboy Color and other assorted junk. XDD;;;

Again, they're just dabbles. A paragraph long each. They don't really count as drabbles, so they don't get the usual headers like my other fics do. XDDD;;; They were also done in the spur of the moment, so don't expect TOO much of a masterpiece. :P

I'm going to hell. XDDD On the plus side, at least I didn't write my #648976734892673rd Sonadow Masterpiece, right? :DDD? *flees knives*



The churn of the waterfall blurred, and the Guardian gasped like he was thirsty of its waters—he did everything in his power not to slip off the rock, his fists thrashing as he disturbed the lake's peace, waves rippling swiftly through the surface—but he, the Ultimate Life-Form, would not be moved. Leaning over the rock in the cool water, Shadow's head bowed before Knuckles's waist, tongue flecked over a surface most warm—the black hedgehog smirked, and the red echidna growled in anger, but quickly washed away, throwing back his head and sweeping his dreads in the water. Shadow's mouth engulfed him completely, sucking slow, sucking tender... but JUST enough to keep him riled. At last, Shadow awarded the echidna's patience, bobbing up and down and moving faster, his cold wet hand brushed over the stomach of the Guardian, feeling a shudder of pleasure beneath his skin. There was a weak gasp from Knuckles, and suddenly Shadow's mouth washed in warm heat—the black hedgehog swallowed, lifting his lips slowly as he licked away the final drops. When Knuckles had the strength to sit up, Shadow kneeled in the water, the triumphant smirk that the Guardian recognized so well...

"Well, I suppose you liked that."

Knuckles did nothing but nod.





There was nothing from the yellow fox but a whimper, his face caked in sweat which he shook away—Tails nuzzled to the chest of his blue friend, shivering as his hands clutched to the fur. There was a thick thrust, and a cry croaked from the mechanic as he struggled to see Sonic, his quills dotted with droplets of heat... He pushed in harder, and again, another shriek from the fox—the mechanic brushed himself against the peach fur, and as Sonic pulsed deeper and quicker, his tails reached over and wrought around the blue hedgehog's behind, softening him just a tad-notch. With a sudden press, a sudden thrust, Sonic clenched his teeth as his tail was tugged and caressed—he could only look down at Tails, weak in bliss but satisfied with his work—the yellow fox winked at his hero, before he jerked back with a sharp wail. Sonic clenched his teeth for control, a hot essence squirted and dripping down his stomach, when with one last pull, one last dive, washed him fleeting to euphoria, the blue hedgehog collapsing over the mechanic. The faithful yellow fox clutched him tight, as did his independent tails. Tails smiled, arms around him to always comfort and protect him no matter the cost.

Date: 2007-01-06 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mawatte.livejournal.com
Knuxadow is one of those pairings I can't quite get into, but at the same time, I just can't stop reading about it. It fascinates me. D: And that was pretty damn hot.

The last line in the Sontails made me smile. Dammit, how can you manage to write smut with those two and still make it seem sweet (you know what I mean)? XDD

Date: 2007-01-06 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insanepurin.livejournal.com
Same here. I'm still trying to warm up to Knuxadow (considering my attempts to feel Sonuckles pretty much bombed on me. XDDD!), but damn, are they fun to write. oO;;; I'm super happy how the snippet turned out too. ^^

A lotta Sontails smut either makes Tails a girl or portray him as super horny. @.@;; I just... CAN'T see Horny!Tails at all. Doesn't feel right to me. Yet I see it a lot and that bothers me. :/ Or that Sonic's the horndog while Tails is the snivelling well... you know. @.@;;; I feel that if Sonic & Tails were involved in smut, it would involve fluff, you know? Something that would just make you feel the fuzzies and warm and good inside like rewatching "It's a Wonderful Life" or something.

Date: 2007-01-06 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dingbatz7.livejournal.com
...SONTAILS OMG YEY.

I now worship you as the Holy God of Sonic Pr0n.

Date: 2007-01-06 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insanepurin.livejournal.com
I knew I was gonna get a buncha praise for writing Sontails sooner or later. XDDD!

Oh my gosh! Already? *__________________* Damn, do I ever feel honored, Jordie. Do I ever do. ;DDD ♥♥♥♥♥

Date: 2007-01-06 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flyboy-fox.livejournal.com
Omigosh you wrote Sontails!! Aww, and it's so cute ;_; Just how Sontails should be. I mean, yeah, Sonic would be 'on top', but they'd still both be equal, taking care of each other... aww.

Seriously, I can't believe you wrote Sontails! ^___^ Yay Puri!!

Date: 2007-01-06 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insanepurin.livejournal.com
I like having a balance between my ships. ^^ Didja know that however's "on bottom" actually has the most control over the relationship? When you think about it, it makes sense. :)

Here, I'd expect if I wrote SonTails, it would be a cute fluffy little fic... turns out to be cute fluffy smut instead. What a world. ;D

Date: 2007-01-06 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] way-past-cool.livejournal.com
Wow, Puri! Sontails! I'm very impressed o.o you definitely managed to capture the right balance of sexiness and fluffiness of a Sontails lemon... n.n that's awesome!

Date: 2007-01-06 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insanepurin.livejournal.com
Hee! I'm glad I accomplished that then! ♥ Tails deserves love without being reduced to a lusting horndog, after all. :P

Date: 2007-01-08 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoshitachi.livejournal.com
♥ to the first one ...
and the sontails one is amazingly fluffy despite its being so smutty ... I like it XD

Date: 2008-05-04 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadbabies-456.livejournal.com
I really love the sontails. It's so beautiful. *Sniffle*

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