Pokémon & Super Smash Bros. :: Lame Kink Memes

Alas, Puri might as well share everything she writes, from the good to the terrible. *gag* Let's get the worst stuff out of the way first. Get ready to hang your head in shame everyone!

Title: Like Old Times
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Dawn/Lucas
Rating: PG-13
Why It Sucks: Possible OOC Lucas. Ewwww.

( Wild HORMONES appeared! )

Title: A Man in Uniform
Fandom: Pokémon
Characters/Pairings: Giovanni/Delia
Rating: PG
Why It Sucks: So rusty it needs steel wool.

( I love a man in uniform. )

Title: A Tip of the Hat
Fandom: Super Smash Bros.
Characters/Pairings: Mario/Peach
Rating: G
Why It Sucks: Romantic gagginess? XD

( Why does Mario lose so much health without his cap anyway? )

Pokémon :: Flash Fire

This is all Typhie's fault! As soon as I wrote this and played the Distortion World in Platinum, it occurred to me: "Holy crud, I think I ship Cyrus/Cynthia." CUUUUUUUUURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOU. Anyway, I think we know what my favorite Disney song is now. How it's inspired so much twisted material! ;D

Title: Flash Fire
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: General/Dark
Rating: PG
Warnings: Themes? Cyrus being Cyrus?
Ships/Characters: One-sided Cyrus/Cynthia
Finished: Yes

( Hellfire, Dark Fire, now Champion, it's your turn. )

Pokémon :: Good Night, My Love

Anyone who knows me knows I absolutely detest Darkrai/Alice. Friendship? Sure. Love? Maaaaaaybe I can tolerate it a little, depending whether or not I'm in a good mood. But as soon as it gets to Wangsty!Darkrai and Alberto (and/or Cresselia) bashing, complete with Tonio and Alicia being wiped out of existence to make way for Darkrai & Alice's ZOMG TWU WUUUUUUUUUUV I'm outta here. Likely to get a crowbar to beat you senseless. But eh. Might as well write a Darkrai/Alice fic that doesn't piss me off. Puts my mind at ease at least. Will I write more Aegisshipping? Hmm, let me think.

'Nuff hatin', onto the lovin'!

Title: Good Night, My Love
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pr0n time! Fluff galore.
Ships/Characters: Darkrai/Alice
Finished: Yes

( He wasn't used to being touched like this for years... not since the day Alicia past on. )

Pokémon :: The Way of the Bug Type

I always liked Aaron/Lucian. Something about the former teasing the latter is so appealing to me, and I'm a sucker for the purple/green combo. Would I write about them one day? Sure. But what is my prompt? Then inspiration came along and voila. I am a happy person~ ♥

Title: The Way of the Bug Type
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Pr0n, Pr0n, Pr0n!
Ships/Characters: Aaron/Lucian
Finished: Yes

( I'm surprised this ship isn't called Bookwormshipping. )

Pokémon :: Primal Hubris

Back from watching Shawshank Redemption! Here's the final fanfic of the night, 'cause I saved the best for last. X3 Writing hatesex is fun, nom. This is written before Explorers of Sky came out, so if there's any events I don't know about, we'll just say this is Time/Darkness only. ;D

Title: Primal Hubris
Author: Puri
Fandom: Pokémon
Genre: Dark/Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Hatesex/noncon. Like whoa.
Ships/Characters: Dusknoir/Grovyle
Finished: Yes

( Hmm. It appears you are still defiant. Very well. )